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[ hello from new york, it's sunday morning and she's got a winchester crashing at her place — in her bed — which is kinda becoming a thing every couple of weeks. this is also probably not the first text she's sent richie about it. but the oh no he's hot of it all still blindsides her. ]

Richie he's making me breakfast
I can literally smell it
What the fuck

[ he never really knows when he'll get a winchester-related text, not with how much monster hunting apparently keeps you moving. (is he still skeptical of the whole thing? like a little. on a practical level, he believes there's a whole lot of shit out there, but he kind of likes being overly incredulous both for the state of his own sanity and the way it seems to drive dean bonkers.) that said, he likes the winchester-related texts, 'cause as much as he and eddie are watching these developments like overprotective hawks, they never fail to highlight the fact that bev is having a great time.

or having a breakdown, but the good kind. ]

i seem to remember he was one of those dudes with a weird obsession with bacon
are you gonna get breakfast in bed

[ between the fact that bev met the winchesters when they were hunting down a shapeshifter and the cosmic evil shapeshifting murder clown up in derry, it's kinda hard not to believe... all of it. it's a lot to accept, sure, and more than half the stories she hears are too insane to be real. but so's, you know. an evil alien murder clown.

the distress over something as mundane as homecooked breakfast after mindblowing sex? a refreshing change of pace. ]

Don't make it sound dirty

[ no that's 100% on her ]

There's definitely bacon
I didn't even know I had bacon
Did he do groceries?? For me??????

[ he's just crossing his fingers and hoping that one evil alien murder clown was enough for the world. the other shapeshifters don't seem quite as fucking annoying, at least?

anyway. ]

yknow i was gonna go there
and then i thought don't do it rich, be cool, man
screw everybody that says i'm worse than you

[ like he's not happy about it. ]

well fuck, if he did, i think he just leveled up

[ careful with those compliments, richie, she might swoon. she's already so fragile. ]

Can't, already screwing this guy 😏

[ who definitely thinks richie's worse than her......... ]

Did he level up or did I
Literally no one's ever made me breakfast in bed
What's the fucking protocol here

[ brace yourself, bev, 'cause he loves you a ridiculous amount. compliments can come from ANYWHERE! ]

you sure are 😎
i see no better time to get his opinion on threesomes

he leveled up
which means you better tell him soon that he needs my blessing before proposing
that's protocol, i just decided

Wait what about my opinion
I don't get a say?

Rich oh my god
If I see a ring anywhere it'll be too fucking soon 💀
Protocol like
Do I go out there
Do I pretend to be asleep
Is that weird

hey now
yours is the say that matters
whether or not you wanna tell that opinion to ME instead of him is up to you, i guess

it's never too soon to lay down the law, bev
but no if he whips out a ring at this point, he's a fucking weirdo

protocol is just wait
you gotta stay in bed, that's the point
and i'm pretty sure the sleeping beauty route is totally valid

Now I'm wondering if we need to lay down some best friend law here
Do we have boundaries, a working definition of TMI
How juicy is too juicy

Like for example

Okay I'll stay in bed
Do I stay naked too

do we have boundaries??? inquiring minds want to know
i say we full steam ahead it and discover our boundaries organically
like when we have a head-on collision with one

anyway
i guess it depends on if you want him to have to take something OFF again

Hey look I was very single when we got the band back together
Boundaries were never a thing!! I'm trying to be considerate 😤
But also full steam ahead is like the Loser Motto so aye aye cap'n

[ jesus since when did she talk like richie. or dean. this is a lot. ]

Sweet of you to assume we're going in for round 2
Speaking from experience, Trashmouth?

that's really cute
but come on, i wanna be tmi-ed by beverly marsh

[ he knows and accepts he's embarrassing, it's fine. ]

i would never doubt you!!
and you, obviously, would never doubt me
yeah, i totally am
i don't know about you but i'm fucking resilient for a 40 y/o

Are you sure
What if you can't look Dean in the eye after this

[ they're all embarrassing, that's why they made a club about it. ]

Oh obviously. I've always got faith in you, honey
And your stamina
It does kinda feel like we're making up for our 20s - 30s being black holes, huh
I had no idea sex could be so good

don't worry
he won't be able to look ME in the eye when he realizes i know all of his moves

[ forget blood oaths, being giant embarrassments is what really brings people together!! ]

you should see the other guy's

[ lets that simmer... ]

oh yeah
we had a lot of catching up to do, it's only fair
weird how sex can be good huh
i was starting to think that was a really fucking elaborate joke

Not ALL his moves!! I won't kiss and tell... much
Gotta preserve that sense of mystery
You know Kay thinks he works for the FBI

[ which... tbh works for them. but oh my god did he just — ]

Holy shit
I'm not even surprised
GET SOME KASPBRAK 🎉

And you too wow good for you
Good for us!!! God we deserve great sex. And breakfast in bed
I used to think I was just a magnet for bad luck
...I guess we all were thanks to the fucking clown
But you know what I mean

much
i love you
it's cool, i'm just gonna make him THINK i know exactly how big his dick is

she's... kind of close i guess?? i still stand behind model as the best cover

[ 'cause... look at them. ]

fuck right it's the least surprising thing probably ever
lucky me 🥳

i know what you mean
magnets for terrible sex and breakfast alone?? dudes without abs?
beverly marsh we've fucking evolved

God why are you 12
Is this like Losers initiation or something

I'm sure model's another popular theory
It's easier to let everyone just assume anyway, I'm done explaining my life to people

[ hot and dangerous 🔥 ]

Lucky us :)
You're so right
Feels good to just... feel good
Sometimes it doesn't feel real

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