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family don't end with blood —
CLUB FREE WILL MASTERPOST
— welcome to the losers club, asshole!
STARRING
BABY
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you sure are 😎
i see no better time to get his opinion on threesomes
he leveled up
which means you better tell him soon that he needs my blessing before proposing
that's protocol, i just decided
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I don't get a say?
Rich oh my god
If I see a ring anywhere it'll be too fucking soon 💀
Protocol like
Do I go out there
Do I pretend to be asleep
Is that weird
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yours is the say that matters
whether or not you wanna tell that opinion to ME instead of him is up to you, i guess
it's never too soon to lay down the law, bev
but no if he whips out a ring at this point, he's a fucking weirdo
protocol is just wait
you gotta stay in bed, that's the point
and i'm pretty sure the sleeping beauty route is totally valid
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Do we have boundaries, a working definition of TMI
How juicy is too juicy
Like for example
Okay I'll stay in bed
Do I stay naked too
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i say we full steam ahead it and discover our boundaries organically
like when we have a head-on collision with one
anyway
i guess it depends on if you want him to have to take something OFF again
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Boundaries were never a thing!! I'm trying to be considerate 😤
But also full steam ahead is like the Loser Motto so aye aye cap'n
[ jesus since when did she talk like richie. or dean. this is a lot. ]
Sweet of you to assume we're going in for round 2
Speaking from experience, Trashmouth?
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but come on, i wanna be tmi-ed by beverly marsh
[ he knows and accepts he's embarrassing, it's fine. ]
i would never doubt you!!
and you, obviously, would never doubt me
yeah, i totally am
i don't know about you but i'm fucking resilient for a 40 y/o
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What if you can't look Dean in the eye after this
[ they're all embarrassing, that's why they made a club about it. ]
Oh obviously. I've always got faith in you, honey
And your stamina
It does kinda feel like we're making up for our 20s - 30s being black holes, huh
I had no idea sex could be so good
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he won't be able to look ME in the eye when he realizes i know all of his moves
[ forget blood oaths, being giant embarrassments is what really brings people together!! ]
you should see the other guy's
[ lets that simmer... ]
oh yeah
we had a lot of catching up to do, it's only fair
weird how sex can be good huh
i was starting to think that was a really fucking elaborate joke
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Gotta preserve that sense of mystery
You know Kay thinks he works for the FBI
[ which... tbh works for them. but oh my god did he just — ]
Holy shit
I'm not even surprised
GET SOME KASPBRAK 🎉
And you too wow good for you
Good for us!!! God we deserve great sex. And breakfast in bed
I used to think I was just a magnet for bad luck
...I guess we all were thanks to the fucking clown
But you know what I mean
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i love you
it's cool, i'm just gonna make him THINK i know exactly how big his dick is
she's... kind of close i guess?? i still stand behind model as the best cover
[ 'cause... look at them. ]
fuck right it's the least surprising thing probably ever
lucky me 🥳
i know what you mean
magnets for terrible sex and breakfast alone?? dudes without abs?
beverly marsh we've fucking evolved
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Is this like Losers initiation or something
I'm sure model's another popular theory
It's easier to let everyone just assume anyway, I'm done explaining my life to people
[ hot and dangerous 🔥 ]
Lucky us :)
You're so right
Feels good to just... feel good
Sometimes it doesn't feel real