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don't worry
he won't be able to look ME in the eye when he realizes i know all of his moves

[ forget blood oaths, being giant embarrassments is what really brings people together!! ]

you should see the other guy's

[ lets that simmer... ]

oh yeah
we had a lot of catching up to do, it's only fair
weird how sex can be good huh
i was starting to think that was a really fucking elaborate joke

Not ALL his moves!! I won't kiss and tell... much
Gotta preserve that sense of mystery
You know Kay thinks he works for the FBI

[ which... tbh works for them. but oh my god did he just — ]

Holy shit
I'm not even surprised
GET SOME KASPBRAK 🎉

And you too wow good for you
Good for us!!! God we deserve great sex. And breakfast in bed
I used to think I was just a magnet for bad luck
...I guess we all were thanks to the fucking clown
But you know what I mean

much
i love you
it's cool, i'm just gonna make him THINK i know exactly how big his dick is

she's... kind of close i guess?? i still stand behind model as the best cover

[ 'cause... look at them. ]

fuck right it's the least surprising thing probably ever
lucky me 🥳

i know what you mean
magnets for terrible sex and breakfast alone?? dudes without abs?
beverly marsh we've fucking evolved

God why are you 12
Is this like Losers initiation or something

I'm sure model's another popular theory
It's easier to let everyone just assume anyway, I'm done explaining my life to people

[ hot and dangerous 🔥 ]

Lucky us :)
You're so right
Feels good to just... feel good
Sometimes it doesn't feel real

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