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[cained]

family don't end with blood —

CLUB FREE WILL MASTERPOST

— welcome to the losers club, asshole!

STARRING

SQUIRREL

MOOSE

FEATHERS

LUCIFER JR.

BABY

MARSH

TRASHMOUTH

SPAGHETTI

BIG BILL

MIKEY

HAYSTACK

STAN THE MAN

CODING BY TESSISAMESS

Comments

[retraverse]

Not ALL his moves!! I won't kiss and tell... much
Gotta preserve that sense of mystery
You know Kay thinks he works for the FBI

[ which... tbh works for them. but oh my god did he just — ]

Holy shit
I'm not even surprised
GET SOME KASPBRAK 🎉

And you too wow good for you
Good for us!!! God we deserve great sex. And breakfast in bed
I used to think I was just a magnet for bad luck
...I guess we all were thanks to the fucking clown
But you know what I mean

[groaners]

much
i love you
it's cool, i'm just gonna make him THINK i know exactly how big his dick is

she's... kind of close i guess?? i still stand behind model as the best cover

[ 'cause... look at them. ]

fuck right it's the least surprising thing probably ever
lucky me 🥳

i know what you mean
magnets for terrible sex and breakfast alone?? dudes without abs?
beverly marsh we've fucking evolved

[retraverse]

God why are you 12
Is this like Losers initiation or something

I'm sure model's another popular theory
It's easier to let everyone just assume anyway, I'm done explaining my life to people

[ hot and dangerous 🔥 ]

Lucky us :)
You're so right
Feels good to just... feel good
Sometimes it doesn't feel real