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i can be both, asshole

... there's a fuckton to unpack here
love potion
high school reunion
love potion DRUG DEALER
and a waffle iron
why is you buying a waffle iron the most confusing part

i mean
everybody's entitled to some weird porn in their lives
but even i can see the line there

is it at least well-written weird porn??

( don't question the waffle iron, richie. just accept it. )

wow hey i can be a supportive brother when i want to be thank fuck that marriage didn't last longer than a couple days my support for psycho fangirls only goes so far dude it's incestuous gay porn being well-written doesn't even factor into the fucking equation

for some reason waffle iron didn't strike me as your kind of supportive
unless you're using one to bash a werewolf over the head or whatever the fuck

don't have much support for psycho fanboys either apparently

alright jesus christ you got me there
don't hold it against me, i was innocently supporting a small creator

[ ""innocently"" ]

you know what bite me this wasn't a hunter wedding can't just show up with a grenade launcher for the happy couple psycho fans in general don't sit well with me "innocently" have you ever done anything innocently a day in your life

( he ain't buying it!! )

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