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[ IMG: the charred and salted remains of what was probably an expensive wristwatch on a stovetop. It's sent to his phone with absolutely zero context. Then — ]

Baby's first ghost: busted 💪🏼
I think

( at first, he assumes it must be one of tom's old watches she found somewhere and is about to roast the guy, but — )

whoa whoa whoa you think???

( never mind the fact that she went on a ghost hunt alone for a sec. he's more concerned with the fact that there's any room for doubt. )

gimme the skinny who was this freak

[ look she would love to literally roast tom like that ghost but maybe i think was a bad joke. ]

Scratch that, 100% busted
Fire + screaming = definitely a more dramatic exit than the clown

[ she is! perhaps! a lil freaked out because holy shit! but it's all good! ]

Um it's kind of a long story but short version?
Estranged and deceased son of a rich old guy
The watch definitely belonged to the son but came from the old guy's estate sale when he died
It's a lot of family drama
I have notes
The ghost was kind of an asshole

Edited 2020-07-27 22:28 (UTC)

( oh, thank fuck. the tension building in his shoulders evaporates a little. )

still not everyone can say they bullied a cosmic entity to death drama ain't everything classic vengeful spirit huh why didn't you call? text? not that i ain't proud you fried your first casper just figured there'd've been more of a batsignal beforehand

You know it was more complicated than that
Come on

And believe me, I sounded the alarm before I jumped in myself
I know you’re allergic to plans half the time but I thought I should have one here
Neither of you were answering
Figured you were busy with a case and I could handle one
Time was tight anyway, I had to move fast

Edited 2020-07-28 02:10 (UTC)

course i do power of belief and all that i know

( he's just incapable of not making light of these situations, you know this about him, bev.

he checks through his missed calls and text history, which is weird because he doesn't see anything from her. must've been the bad place fucking with their phones. alternate universes will do that, apparently. )

shit sorry must've been the shitty reception in the boonies you said you have NOTES? how thorough'd you get before you went a-ganking

Hey it’s okay
I took care of it 👌🏼

And I mean yeah I have notes
When someone’s like “haha my apartment is haunted pls water my plants while I’m gone!”
You kinda wanna figure out...... why?
Tracking this thing down to the estate sale took a sec
Gotta be sure before you torch the shit out someone’s stuff right??

well color me impressed beverly marsh

( he doesn't mean that in a condescending or patronizing way, either. he's genuinely impressed. )

you did learn from the best 😉 how you holding up?

( ghosts are, after all, notoriously known for being assholes who like to throw people into walls. )

Well I am pretty impressive sometimes 😘
But thank you
And you’re damn right I did
Guess all your stories paid off

[ he’s always been generous with an encouraging word so hearing this from him now isn’t new, really. but she’s still damn pleased. and it’s felt good, remembering how brave she really is. it came back in derry and has grown with her confidence since.

suck it, ghosts! yeah! ]

I’m okay I think
If I’m freaked out it hasn’t hit me yet
Are you freaked out

more than just sometimes babe yeah my stories and quick n dirty hunting 101 proud of you padawan

( she asked him to teach her and he wasn't about to deny her; if she'd been anyone else, a civilian who'd never had a brush with the supernatural, he might have said no. but when the supernatural terrorizes you your entire life, there really ain't no excuse for not knowing how defend yourself against it, even if bev's life has gone relatively back to normal — as normal as it can get, anyway, when there's still trauma that lingers just beneath the surface. )

if you ain't freaked i ain't freaked

( which is to say, he's a little freaked, but she doesn't need to know that. mostly, he's trying not to think about what could have happened if she hadn't handled it while he was stuck in the fucking bad place. )

[ oh. also not new, but her face warms all the same, smiling to herself like she isn't standing in a half-trashed apartment that needs to be cleaned in a few hours. it's nice to hear. beverly's come far from being the woman who craves a man's approval over every little thing, but this is different. hard-earned.

when she'd asked him to show her the ropes back in the bunker, she'd been ready for a little pushback — with the clown dead, her part in the world of the supernatural was technically over. it could be argued that the winchesters can handle the rest, don't sweat it. but there's no unknowing what's out there. and if they're in this, then they're in this. all the way. ]

Keep going and I'll turn as red as my hair
Also? Proud of us for getting anything done during hunting 101
You're a great teacher when you aren't being distracting

[ as if she doesn't share the fault here!! ]

Yeah good don't be

[ because she knows he's probably thinking exactly what he's thinking. mostly because she'd be thinking the same. but — ]

It was a little freaky
You think you know what it's gonna be like but still
He was pretty pissed off
Are they always like that

well now that just sounds like an invitation if i ever heard one 😏 you know how much i love seeing that pretty face of yours blush you also know those distractions were meant to be a test gotta stay sharp bev learn to resist the irresistible

( but he's mostly just messing with her. )

if he was full vengeful? yeah they're always like that spirits like that only got a one track mind anything tries to derail 'em pisses 'em off pretty quick

Anything can sound like an invitation with a little imagination 😏
You just like making me blush because you know you're doing something right
How the hell am I supposed to resist shit when you're like this
Over TEXT
God I miss you

[ he's a menace and he knows it!! ]

You say full vengeful like there's levels
Yes hello, Veil? Could I get my spirit with vengeance on the side please?
Anyway I didn't think there was anything left to derail for this guy
I'm like 90% sure he killed his dad

[ and she still... did the thing. so, you know. points? ]

i do have a fantastic imagination 😏 gotten me through many a lonely night without you you know i love sam but he ain't exactly the right kinda company

( translation: miss you too. )

well there kinda is a spectrum, sort of remind me to tell you about bobby's ghost sometime you didn't have to go gravedigging before you wasted this guy did you?

( he's more concerned with the felony associated with grave desecration if she ever got caught than the actual act, though there's something oddly attractive about the thought of bev and manual labor. )

Hmm you’d think it was the best of both worlds
Having me any way you want me and the bed to yourself
😉

[ it’s a small bed!! ]

No gravediggjng — he was cremated
Thank fuck because that’s where I’d really need the help
Wait
Bobby like your Bobby?

come on now you know it's never the same without you only so much my right hand can do and it sure as hell ain't as soft as yours

( he'd rather share the bed any day of the week. which is maybe something he's only now realizing. )

yeah our bobby see he had unfinished business of his own but he didn't start out vengeful hell for a while it was almost like having him back you know but that tug of vengeance is a bitch even bobby couldn't resist it forever anyway point is by the time these spirits are strong enough to manifest and murder they've been stewing in their need for revenge for so long they don't know who they are anymore and they don't care who gets in their way that's why they're all assholes though sometimes that carries over from when they were alive too

No, but I like how your hands feel
I'm getting goosebumps just thinking about them
Maybe when I'm done cleaning up this mess we can put that imagination to good use
Been a while

[ oh. oh that's where the adrenaline is going. hunting... hell of a drug??? ]

Oh poor Bobby
And all the other ghosts too, that's actually really sad
I mean this guy definitely had beef with his old man
Cut off from the family fortune and all that
But still
That sucks

you got my number baby call me 😏 be nice to hear your voice too so my imagination don't have to to all the work

( also, let's be real, he really hates trying to text while, you know, using his imagination. )

don't feel too sad he's upstairs where he belongs now you ask me we're doing them a favor putting em to rest for good but it definitely ain't pretty they never wanna let go so it's mr. saturday night special with a side of deep fried bones or, you know, personal heirlooms

It's a date 😘
Half the fun is hearing the fun anyway

[ look it's a two-handed affair sometimes ]

Good
And yeah like I'd be pissed if I was stuck in one place forever
I felt like that for 27 years and I wasn't even a ghost
It was a pleasure kicking this one to the curb though he was a dick
I almost fucked up my wrist swinging a cast iron skillet at him

you bet it is sure ain't the same without hearing my name

( and god does he love hearing his name when she says it in the wake of a moan.

he'd also pay to see bev swinging a cast iron skillet at a pissed off ghost. damn. he's allowed to think that's hot, right? )

didn't uh pan out like you expected huh

Funny because I'm pretty sure you love it when I can't say it too

[ which is sadly more of an in-person thing. nothing compares to his mouth.

— even when he's saying dumb things with it. ]

Oh my god
That shouldn't be funny I'm so mad I laughed
I guess you could say this ghost was
Small fry

Edited 2020-07-30 05:07 (UTC)

well you got me there can i be blamed when everything you do makes me crazy

( god, he loves her. and he's finally comfortable admitting that to himself. and to her, when it counts. )

hahaha atta girl i see i've been rubbing off on you

Feeling's mutual, babe
Even hearing you talk Monsters 101 is surprisingly hot

[ not that surprising. he's right; when you love someone, everything they do is insanely attractive. ]

☺️☺️☺️
Oh yeah, what gave me away
The bad jokes or the Friday night creature feature

if that's all it takes to get you going i can talk monsters 101 all day

( he's not even exaggerating, really. there's a lifetime of lore and experience he's barely even touched on. )

porque no los dos beverly give it enough time you'll be saying son of a bitch like a pro

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