( for the record, this is not the kind of text anyone wants to get after just getting their ass kicked. doesn't mean he didn't win and waste the sonsabitches but. still. this kind of news is more irritating when his head is pounding and his back aches. (he's getting too damn old for this.) )
what??? kid i thought u were keeping an EYE ON HIM how the hell did he escape
i was!! but then there was a thud sound in the kitchen and no one answered when i called so i got worried that maybe someone was hurt so i went to go check
and the demon was gone when i got back i think hes still in the bunker though? i'll find him, it'll be ok, i promise
Well. This might not be what you'd be hoping to get, in that case.
[ There's a rustling of wings. Castiel is standing right in front of Dean. The only thing that prevents him from being way more in Dean's personal space is something he holds in his hands between their bodies, almost like an offering.
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you got two options here
were you going to tell me you left a wendigo carcass on my back doorstep?
or was i supposed to figure that out for myself?
(η¬ΒΊβΏΒΊη¬)β‘
( nah, he's just messing with her. )
what makes u think it was me anyway
you know i hold ur back doorstep in high regard
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well considering you're the one who pissed me off most recently
i figured it was an apology
so it wasn't you?
SECOND OPTION
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dont panic but the demon you guys had chained up in the armory is no longer chained up in the armory
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what???
kid i thought u were keeping an EYE ON HIM how the hell did he escape
( u had one job, jack!! )
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but then there was a thud sound in the kitchen
and no one answered when i called so i got worried that maybe someone was hurt
so i went to go check
and the demon was gone when i got back
i think hes still in the bunker though?
i'll find him, it'll be ok, i promise
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Would you be happier to receive pie flavoured beer or beer flavoured pie?
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always pie
flavor it six ways from sunday for all i care
i ain't a man about to say no to free pie
( beer is second only to the great pie overlord. )
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[ Obtuse - but does he just not understand or is this his dry, shrewd humour making him deliberately so? ]
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you know what
yes
yes it does
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[ There's a rustling of wings. Castiel is standing right in front of Dean. The only thing that prevents him from being way more in Dean's personal space is something he holds in his hands between their bodies, almost like an offering.
It's a pie. ]
Hello, Dean.
[ The pie? It's beer flavoured. ]